Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Singapore: Kelly’s birthday weekend



Our weekend in Singapore filled with activities began on Friday flying in from Bali. We hurriedly showered and changed our clothes to catch the David Foster concert Kelly had arranged tickets for. Five of us made it, two fell out due to “Bali Belly” that was rapidly spreading around the group. 
We arrived at the venue to find only two tickets for the five of us. Shortly after being handed the tickets we were greeted by Yolanda, David’s fiance, pulling all of the strings she could to make sure we all had a seat....and we did. In my opinion, the best seats in the house, smack in the center of the theater about 10 rows back. 
My favorite, Charice

Natalie Cole
And Ruben Studdard
The show was great and Yolanda’s hospitality was greater. She arranged for us to go backstage and meet with David during intermission. Just us five, Yolanda and David. It was more than any of us expected for the evening. We were given after party tickets and followed suit shortly after the show was over. We joined David and Yolanda for champagne and a delicious buffet along with members of the crew and band. 
The whole group after the show





Me and Charice

































The next night was Kelly’s big Halloween birthday party. It turns out that David’s birthday was in a few days, also. I was told that it is his tradition to do a Halloween party every year when on the road. It only seemed appropriate for him to join his crew with our crew and celebrate the birthdays and Halloween together.


We spent the next day at the mall picking up the last minute trinkets and baubles to complete our Halloween costumes. It was only shortly after lunch that I was chosen as the next victim of the “Bali Belly”. I decided to just drink more until the aching numbed and shake it off since tonight was a big night. I would have to just suck it up and pray the party venue had good bathrooms.
Kelly and her Hef
Birthday wishes for Kelly
We all arrived with costumes in full regalia. We drank and danced the whole night. There wasn’t a person in the room not having fun. We took over the small venue and tore it up from 8- 3. 
Jerrie, Carolyn and the drummer
Yolanda and David












Miss Loose Booty herself and winner of the best costume....a cupcake


The next day, I was down for the count. I couldn’t get up. My body had had enough. It was time to call it a day and succumb to the fighting going on in my stomach. My body was aching for a break to try and fight this bug that had taken over. I agreed. I stayed in while the whole crew managed to get up and roll out to the beach and start, yet again, another day of drinking. 




This is what I walked into when I arrived
I met up with them late in the evening for dinner. What a sight for sore eyes. They were smashed, trashed and beached out. 
It wasn’t long before they all started to go down, one by one, right at the dinner table.  
Kelly punching out the candle

No rest for the weary, we were up the next morning and on our next scheduled flight to Krabi, Thailand for our beach portion of the tour. Sun, here we come!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Ubud, Bali, Indonesia. The gang gets bigger!

We headed out to Ubud in our matching dresses. We left the scenic shore lined coast of Seminyak for the center of Bali, Ubud. Ubud is where the author of Eat, Pray, Love stayed while in Bali. It is said to be the heart and soul of the island.
We made a few stops on our way out. Our driver suggested a few spots along the way worth taking in. We were given a tour of a traditional Balinese home and visited a Batik factory (Batik is a traditional Indonesian fabric). But the most memorable stop was at the back of the Balinese house. There was a ferret type of animal, called a lowak, in a cage. The owner described to us the job the lowak had to do. Its job was to eat and poop. 
Enjoying rodent poop coffee
This is what it looks like before made into coffee
The lowak lives off of coffee berries. It was discovered a few years ago that after the lowak eats the coffee berries, the remaining coffee bean ferments in its stomach. When the lowak defecates, the bean comes out whole. It has been recently discovered that the bean is known to have very high levels of anti-oxidents and therefore helpful in fighting off cancer and other diseases.  It is now considered a delicacy and very expensive. We were offered a taste of the coffee. I bought some to take home with me, although, I don’t know who I will be able to convince to drink it. Since I love bringing home coffees from all over the world, next time you are invited over to my place for a cup of joe, you might want to ask what kind I’m serving!
Headed out from our cottages
We arrived in Ubud to our sweet cottages set in the middle of a rice field and decided to rest our feet at the local hooka lounge (this would be the first time I have ever tried a hooka). We were later joined by a local artist named Joe and two more girls joining us for the remainder of the trip, Jerrie and Nikki, a mother daughter duo from Georgia. 

Having a hooka for the first time
The whole gang + Joe
Joe serenaded us on his guitar and on a whim whipped out a magic marker and started to draw tattoos on our arms. Now we had matching dresses and matching tattoos. It was very spontaneous and so much fun!
Me, Joe and my tat
Kelly's tat
The next few days were spent dodging the rain, shopping, touring the temples of Bali and going on daily spa crawls. We trekked to a volcano, enjoyed a traditional Balinese dance and savored several different views of rice fields all while being picked at and haggled with from the locals trying to sell us everything under the sun.
At one of the many temples we visited
Carolyn and Claire at the rice fields



Balinese dancer



In front of the Goa Gajah temple










The ride home after our last night out in Ubud.

Jodie in the rain

Another temple visited 

Tanah Lot temple at sunset


Tanah Lot

Tanah Lot

Of all of the experiences we enjoyed, the most awe inspiring was our visit to the healer,  Wayan. It is the same healer the author of Eat, Pray Love went to while she was in Ubud. She was able to tell us numerous things about our health just by looking at our hands and feet. I wasn’t told anything earth shattering, so I guess I’m going to live.

My real Eat, Pray, Love moment with Wayan the healer

Four days went by and we were back on a plane to Singapore for Kelly’s big birthday weekend. The fun is just beginning.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Singapore and Seminyak, Bali: The cast of characters

The girls: Carolyn, Claire, Kelly, Jodie
I flew a long miserable flight into Singapore. I always have a hard time sleeping on planes. This time was no different. I arrived at my friend Kelly’s place in Singapore with enough time to clean up, do a quick reshuffle of luggage and head to bed. There were 3 other girls arriving through the night and we would all be heading out to Bali the next morning, except one girl missed her flight. 
The four of us flew to Bali and headed to Seminyak where we would be meeting up with Kelly’s British boyfriend and friends who were in town for a convention. And thus, the fun begins! Dinner the first night included 10 people and many rounds of shots. The shot flavor of choice with this group, Sambuca, Tequila or Jagermeister bombs. This night marked the beginning of a four day party train. 

Phil and Claire
The first night ended with an interesting rain dance by Carolyn, Claire taking a brief detour to Spain, the arrival of Kelly’s evil Bali twin and a re-birth of an old nickname for me, “Brittany trooper”. The boys had their moments, also. We were met with Phil “The Cheek”, Bernard or as the Brits say “Bernid” and a secret hookup involving Billie Jean.
Kelly and Rob

Claire and Rich
We spent the next day recouperating at one of the many spas that lined every block of town. Spas where you could get a package including a full hour facial, a full hour massage and a mani/ pedi for a whopping total of $40 including tax and tip!
The second night we welcomed the arrival of our tardy friend who missed her original flight, Jodie, who I will, affectionately, refer to from now on as “Loose Booty”. Another large dinner and rounds of Jager bombs carried the night through. A few of the girls fell out early and I followed suit not too long after. The rest partied on until the wee hours of the morning.
Sunset at Ku De Ta
We had one more day with the boys in town before they all had to fly back to Singapore. We enjoyed sunset drinks at Ku De Ta and our last dinner at Sarong. Four bottles of wine and 4 rounds of shots later we were back on the party train and up until dawn less Kelly who was the first of many to show symptoms of what we would soon call “Bali Belly”. A stomach bug that made its way through the group, one by one.

By the end of the three days in Seminyak, I looked around at the girls I was newly introduced to and felt blessed. Each and every one of them had a way about themselves that exuded beauty, class, happiness, fun and good energy. There wasn’t a drama queen in the bunch. There were no egos to stroke and no divas to please. No cattiness or snearing gossip. Just a great group of well rounded girls having the time of their lives.   I looked around and thought, ‘I am so lucky right now to be on this trip’. 

The fourth day ended in Seminyak with shopping and a casual dinner with just the girls, a good nights rest and repacking the luggage. The next day we would be heading to Ubud, the heart of Bali. 
In our matching dresses headed out to Ubud

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Enjoying the Fall for a week before beginning Leg 3

A week back home for a quick regroup and a shuffle of clothes from Fall to Summer was all I would have before heading back out on the road. It wasn’t the most relaxing week. I had a job to do. I was playing Mom to my 11 year old niece, Mini Me (as I call her). I performed all of the job duties including morning carpools, curling the hair, driving to dance, piano and gymnastics, carpool to CCD, cooking dinner, homework and bedtime rituals. There were fun and silly moments and moments filled with frustration at an 11 year olds back talk and attitude. There were reprimands and reminders of chores to fulfill. I did it all and I am still left with the sense that being a Mom is not so bad. My only complaint is the early morning call time. 6:30 on weekdays and 7 on a weekend is just vulgar to me. Why anyone would volunteer to do anything at these times is beyond me.


It is Fall here, but you wouldn’t know if from the temperature. It’s been in the high 60’s and low 70’s all week. I was really looking forward to getting a good week long dose of the Fall. Something I have missed so much living in LA. The leaves were in full color. One good thing that came out of getting up that early was being able to see the vibrancy of colors on the leaves in the morning. In my opinion, it is the best time of the day to catch the colors at their best. When the sun is first coming up, you experience a multitude of golds, brasses, oranges, rusts, yellows and greens. Browns, beiges, tangerines, reds and plums.


All were glistening and straining to catch a touch of the rays that so gently beamed softly against the morning backdrop. Casting flickering shadows on the sidewalks and creating the first touch of warmth for the day. The small town of Ft. Thomas is seeing its first signs of Fall in the trees that lined the center of town and in the fresh pumpkins that have been laid early boosting the eminent Halloween spirit.








Next to Christmas, it is my favorite time of the year. I usually come home for Halloween weekend and love to take the kids trick or treating and to the pumpkin patch. We spend the evening carving pumpkins and roasting pumpkin seeds, but this year I will sadly miss my favorite night. I will be in Singapore.


I wasn’t about to miss all of the activities, though, so I planned to take the nieces and nephew to the pumpkin patch early and go ahead with our annual night of pumpkin carving and roasting pumpkin seeds at my sister’s house.








Surprisingly, even my brother joined in this year. That never happens. We got lucky since there was no Bengals game on the day we planned to go. He would cut off a limb before ever missing a game.




And I am off again in the morning. I will stay one night in NYC before heading to Singapore for a month long tour of Southeast Asia.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Back to Berlin and Paris. Onto London and Home. The End of Leg 2.

I caught my flight back to Berlin at 7am dragging my feet. Thankfully, it was a fairly short flight. I leaned my head against the window and was able to catch about 20 good minutes of sleep. It’s miserable to be this tired, this run down. Life is so much more enjoyable when you’ve had a good nights sleep. I am so much more enjoyable when I’ve had a good nights sleep. I’m just not one of those people that can function without a solid 8 hours. Never have been, never will be. I’m not an early morning person. Never have been, never will be.
Still, even this tired, I am committed to doing it the way the locals do. I drug my 80 lbs of luggage, that gets heavier each day I am closer to leaving Europe, to the train station. I, again, struggled to figure out which way to go, which subway to transfer to and where to walk to get to the hotel I booked. I missed the first train and the second was cancelled. It took me nearly two hours to get to my hotel and when I arrived, the room was not ready.
I demanded a room. I am now losing my tolerance and gaining irritability. The poor front desk staff. They were sitting ducks. At the wrong place at the wrong time. Unfortunately for them, they were in the line of my fire on the wrong day of the month. I was irritable and angry and had to take it out on someone. They would be the perfect target for my venom over the next 24 hours. 
After I made it in the room and rested for about 30 minutes, I showered. While still in the bathroom an employee of the hotel decides to let herself in my room. I was furious and of course, had to yell at the front desk for such an inappropriate move. I called, but the phone in my room was missing the directory plate with instructions on how to dial out. I ended up calling the Fire Department. I am now boiling under my skin that their carelessness in this detail is prohibiting me from properly yelling at someone. I threw whatever clothes on I could find and marched downstairs to the front desk fueling my anger even more that I have to leave the comfort of my room to deal with this. I unleashed on the first person I could find. Damning them for having employed such an ignorant staff that would enter into a guests room without knocking. Damning them for their carelessness in having a phone in the room that is useless. 
Ahhhh....I feel better.
I accepted an invitation for dinner that turned out to be a big mistake. I really should have stayed in and slept. But my friend didn’t have a lot of free time, so I obliged. I was counting down the minutes until I could finally go to bed. That time came late Sunday night. I don’t know what time it was and I didn’t care. I just wanted to go to bed. Where is that day off I have been longing for? I’m still due for that day off. 
The next day was another travel day. Get up early, pack up the suitcase, check out of the hotel, walk to the subway, transfer to the train, head to Brussels, learn a new map, figure out the subway and walk the 80 lbs of luggage to the hotel, check in, find food and plan the next day of sightseeing. It’s really getting to be too much, but the end is near. Brussels for a day, a quick stop in Paris, then onto London for the flight back to the US. 
Brussels was a pick up city. I originally intended to visit it in the beginning of my trip, but was talked out of it by a man in Paris. I regretted not going the whole trip and made it a point to stop in on my way out. I’m glad I did. 

It is a sweet city that is easily visited in an afternoon. I sampled the Belgian waffles, picked up some Belgian chocolates for souvenirs and took a picture by the famous Manneken Pis.
A small, famous statue of a little boy peeing. I am told it is as important to Brussels as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris or the Statue of Liberty is to NY. 


I made my way to the train station for yet another train ride. I needed to make it to London by the evening to meet up with a friend for dinner. But I had to detour through Paris to pick up a bag I left there almost 4 weeks ago when I first arrived. You see, when I first arrived in Paris, the handle of the brand new piece of Samsonite luggage I had purchased for this trip, conveniently broke. I thought it to be because the bag was too heavy, so in an attempt to lighten up the bag, I unloaded some of the heavier pieces and left them in a locker at the train station. Now, the 80 lbs of luggage will soon turn into a 100 lbs, thus adding insult to injury. 
I made it to London in the knick of time. I was due to meet my friend that I will be, coincidentally, meeting up with in Southeast Asia, at Gordon Ramsey’s restaurant in Claridge’s hotel. I rolled into the hotel with all of my luggage in tow and darted towards the bathroom for a quick fresher upper. As I rolled in, my friend had just arrived. Perfect timing. We dined on beef wellington and Thai-spiced lobster ravioli. We planned and plotted our upcoming escape in Southeast Asia. I accepted her invitation to stay the night with her and head out in the morning to the hotel that I had booked. Maybe tomorrow I can get that day off.
I woke up early and headed out in a London fog to my hotel near Gatwick. Another train system and another subway system to figure out, but at least this time, it was all in English. Finally, a break. 
I finally had my day off. I unpacked and reorganized the luggage to accommodate the airline’s weight limits and assumed my favorite position in bed: pillows propping me up, computer on my lap and connected to the internet. This is my relax position. I stayed in this position for hours. 
I took a quick trip back into the city later that night to grab some fish and chips. I didn’t want to come all the way to London without a small walk through the city streets.  

The next morning I was to fly out to NY and then onto Cincinnati to regroup and repack for Southeast Asia.  This marks the end of Leg 2. 16 cities, 14 trains, 4 planes, 4 currencies and 8 languages in 30 days. No wonder I am so exhausted, but it was well worth every groggy yawn and every frustrated pout. 


Now, bring on the sun!